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Mar 14

myheadisweak:

Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m with Germans, sometimes those two overlaps, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course, wait for it, cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares.Ted: Why are you smoking right now?Barney: I’m always pre-coital, Ted.

Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m with Germans, sometimes those two overlaps, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course, wait for it, cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I’m always pre-coital, Ted.

himymthebest:

Last Cigarette Ever 5.11

Neil♥

Gen 21

when a Muse era ends

musermatt:

originofsecrecy:

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Dic 2

balphesian:

#i bet they attended the same long-suffering best friend seminar #how to say no when your asshole bff wants you to do something ridiculous and life-threatening #and at 2:30 this afternoon: how to cope with being cockblocked for the rest of your life

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Nov 22

weeping-angel-2spooky:

colleagues, john. colleagues.

always reblog superwholock

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bellamysbutt:

tomkirk:

mattbellamysfolds:

I’ll never get over how fucking happy Dom looks with that fucking cake

just

look at him

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“Kate loves to lap dance. In each of our houses she has installed a pole for training. It can be very sexy.” Matt in a recent Italian interview (via unsustainab1e)

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